Friday, May 17, 2013


"Condoms? Sweetie, does he look like the kind of guy that will wear a condom?"

"But...but you make me wear condoms." I thought of the box of condoms I bought last fall, a dozen to the box, nine left, so rare did my wife let me inside her.

"Yes, but you're my husband, it's different with him."

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